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sodamnrelatable:
Eating everything in sight

Being randomly horny

Being bored as shit in the middle of the day

Being addicted to the internet

Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it

And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…

via sodamnrelatable
(via nukkanick)
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11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
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me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
faithincastiel:
imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name

(via your-pedo-stalker)
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monday:
*oversleeps*
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tuesday:
*oversleepts*
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wednesday:
*oversleeps*
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thursday:
*oversleeps*
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friday:
*oversleeps*
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saturday:
*wakes up at 7am*
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sunday:
*wakes up at 7am*
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